Mysterious Giant Carrion Spats Arrive Just In Time for Thanksgiving

What are the odds?

Giant carrion spats, nunas, gorgs and worrts were spotted across the galaxy before and after the Thanksgiving holiday.

Food banks rejoiced, as the oversized tasty animals dropped enormous amounts of meat, which were distributed to help feed the needy.

While the Emperor took credit for the donation, many believe it might have been the work of the Mad Scientist.

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